I'm a jobless bum. Please donate your spare body-parts.

Harr harr harr, this is horribly depressing.

Being completely jobeless, I mean. It's just a step above being homeless. I mean, sure, I'm a student who at least has somewhere to go, but I'm only taking three classes this summer. It's not exactly a hefty schedule to keep up with. I suppose the homework's eventually going to start catching up, especially if I succumb to my ole' procrastination habits. But living with my extremely... "straight and clean" girlfriend (it snuck up on me and was completely out of my hands) will probably change that. She's been putting me into shape what with all this housework and tidyness. Part of me feels like I'm going a little insane from it. Jack Torrance didn't know how good he had it.

See, it's not too bad being jobless during the winter term. Most students who can afford to not have a job and go to school usually have a pretty busy schedule already, especially with extra-curricular sports or activities.

But yeah, in the summer when you have three courses and absolutely nothing else to do, it hurts to feel the gap in your life caused by joblessness.

Well first of all I need the money. So there's the urgency factor right there. Money = me being able to keep eating past June.

Then there's the fact that I'm doing a whole lot of nothing except for going to class and looking for a job. Then when I'm not doing those things I'm either doing homework, reading, or fuck-all.

Maybe if we got back to making videos, the latter part of my life would feel better at ease, but it still doesn't help the former. Unless if somehow I can actually make money from YouTube videos. ...Can I? Like... how about ten cents for every hit? Five cents? Two cents? Come on. Give us something for making YouTube the best-damn video-sharing website ever. That's right! I'm saying it! We're the ones doing all the work!!! What do you do? You do "maintenance". You manage spam complaints and copyright infringement emails. We're the ones who make YouTube worth visiting.

Note to self: create an organization of skilled criminals to rob YouTube.


I should make a wanted ad.


WANTED FOR HIRE
Skilled Criminals to rob YouTube
Purpose: Something to do for currently jobless bums.

There we go.


Monica, I had a vision about your next boyfriend. He'll ride up on a white horse in the first zombie invasion which will happen in approximately 4 more years from now, ...Damn, that's actually still pretty far off. Whatever.

PS: If you're still jobless by this weekend, we really need to work on the shelter.

I'm never going to eat at Kelsey's. Ever.

Nothing to do with the food or service. Hell, I've never been there in my life.

But they have NO right using the Cheers theme song in their commercials! Who the Hell do they think they are?!

No, really, I thought Juno was a good movie.

At least it was more decent than most of the Hollywood garbage that we've been drowning in for the past few years.

All I'm saying is that it could've done without all that obnoxious blaring indie music. It's the epitome of cringing inducement.